This is a few Halloweens old, but the advice is timeless.
Hmmm, just what does it mean when leaders in DeKalb say they want us to be ‘our own version of Naperville?’
Nationwide FBI Prostitution Sting Nets Nineteen Arrests in Naperville:
To drum up local tourism, invite some base jumpers for a visit:
Some of the world’s great cities changed names. New York was New Amsterdam. London was Londinium. Mexico City was Tenochtitlan. So, why stop at brick mania? Why not rename DeKalb? Think of all the jobs we could create by reprinting all of the stationary! What shall we call it?
Yep, file this one under snark. 🙂
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Just in case any of the local ’empire’ builders are confused . . .
BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971.
JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971.
BOOKMAN: Yeah, ’71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.
JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I–I returned that book. I remember it very specifically.
BOOKMAN: You’re a comedian, you make people laugh.
JERRY: I try.
BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don’t you?
JERRY: No, I don’t.
BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name–from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you’re a celebrity that somehow the law doesn’t apply to you, that you’re above the law? Continue reading Library Investigator
Contrary to what the City of DeKalb and Re:New DeKalb believe, not everything and not everybody in Naperville is fabulous:
Dear Bad Politicians, the State of Illinois called. She is changing the locks on February 2.
“I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong.”
“Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
’cause you’re not welcome anymore.”